englishman at-large in hollywood. engineer, grammarian, gentleman, urban adventurer, vintage car-lover, seinfeldian logician, ex-naughty boarding-school boy. lives in hollywood. nothing to do with filmbiz.
scrubbers!
one of the best lines from one of the best films about alcoholic drug-addled
unemployable british actors who go visit an amorous uncle monty in the
country.
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awesome pic of the day: a supercarrier executing a high-speed turn
those dudes on the back rail near the wash are chillin'! (via @reddit)
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homemade bacon, grilled tomato & spicy Tommy ketchup sarnie on honeywheat toast: going, going, gone
Ohhhh, yeeeaaahhhh. #2 more where they came from going down the gullet soon. :)
Ohhhh, yeeeaaahhhh. #2 more where they came from going down the gullet soon. :)
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pictographically partially yours, ®i©k ♏. ☂Δiτ , esq. eee!
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don't forget its Steak and Blowjob day this sunday March 14th! set your umm, clocks
Steak & BJ Day - www.SteakandBJ.com
This website was built to honour the greatest holiday of the year. On March 14th of every year, let it be known as "Steak and BJ Day! There are several other variations - Steak & BJ Day, Steak and BJ Day, Steak and Blowjob Day or Steak & Blowjob Day! The women created Valentines Day and somehow convinced Hallmark to make a big deal out of one day of the year. This is our chance as men to add to our annual holidays!
On March 14th, we ask of two things from our the special women (or men) in our lives.
We don't want any cards, flowers or anything like that. We simply want Steak and BJ. No need to run to the Hallmark store or flower shop. They're nice and may add to the overall effect but all we need is Steak and BJ.
Call it the perfect compliment to Valentine’s Day! Valentine’s Day is typically celebrated with flowers, chocolates and all that mushy lovey dovey talk… I Love You! That’s great for women! As men, we should feel compelled to have a similar day dedicated to us. That’s Steak and BJ Day. For those of you that don’t know, BJ stands for blowjob and we’re not talking about the shooter (Bailey’s, Amaretto and whipped cream). There’s definitely cream involved but not the one you buy from the local grocery store.
We’re men. We have simple needs. We can call it Steak Day but let’s just be upfront with our women… Steak and BJ Day! You know, after I think about it, forget the steak! So ladies, as a request to all of you women that were treated to a great holiday a couple weeks ago, please kindly cook us a steak and get down on your knees.
In honour of such a great holiday, I offer the following Not-For-Hallmark greetings….
It’s March 14th
You know what that means
I’ll gobble your knob
And juggle your beans
Now eat your steak
Like a good little chum
And when you’re all finished
I’ll swallow your cum!Love me tender
Love me sweet
On March 14th
It’s all about your meat!
March 14th is International Steak & Blowjob Day!
March 14-20 is International Steak & Blowjob Week!
Steak & BJ Day
Steak and BJ Day
Steak & Blowjob Day
Steak and Blowjob Day
Steak & a Blowjob Day
Steak and a Blowjob DayLet's get one thing straight! March 20th is NOT Steak & Blowjob Day! Two out of three Steak & BJ Day websites agree that Steak & BJ Day is on MARCH 14TH!
via steakandbj.com
[forwarded without comment purely in an act of public-spiritedness].
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